What did you say?
Got a note from my son's teacher this week. It said "R got up to get a drink of water and he is supposed to ask me first. I asked him if he asked me if he could get up." R says "I asked myself."
Kids had a new teacher at school. Basically playing Guess Who? to figure it out.
Me: Does she have glasses?
R: No but she has eyes.
A bird pooped on my car. Kids think this is weird.
Me: It's ok.
Z: Why don't I just hold the bird over the toilet?
Me: Well honey that's nice but birds don't do that.
J: Let's flush him!!